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DEVERAUX
COLLEGE IGC UPDATE
Warning: Threat Level EXTREME
FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
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Dr
Averill Frankenstein
Disappeared during the course of routine investigations into possible breaching of the Schneider protocols, amidst claims he had attempted to splice human genes with those of animals. A former employee of Frankenstein, detained at his lab, claimed the doctor had 'already perfected the art of the hybrid being' and was 'planning to create an army of monsters'. Although the authorities publicly discredited these allegations, several national governments have approached us for assistance in apprehending Dr Averill. He has been described variously as 'a misguided genius', 'a dangerous megalomaniac' and 'a power-obsessed madman'. From IGC report of January 9th Amendment: All available
agents are to be diverted to the hunt for Dr Averill. We have reason
to suspect he is developing a gene bomb. A team has been dispatched
to the Eastern Wildscape, USA, to investigate stories of a steep rise
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IGC
DATA FILE DVG 7113 ...
calls for brain booster implants to be banned after Mathematics prodigy
Oliver Harcourt-Evans, five, suffered a seizure wile delivering a lecture
in quantum mechanics at Blair College, Oxford. Rumours that the boy
genius' frontal-lobes have melted after booster surgery on his brain
are at present unconfirmed ...
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World's
Most Wanted
Agents should exercise maximum caution! Pascal Z |
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IGC
DATAFILE DV0 7214 ... the
escape of no fewer than thirty hardened criminals from the Aquatraz
Undersea Maximum Security Prison. Police forces in the nearest coastal
towns are on full alert. The authorities have expressed shock at the
scale of the outbreak, and inside help is suspected. Said a spokesperson,
'Something fishy is certainly going on and we ...
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IGC
DATA FILE DVO 7214 ... reports
that the latest trend is for designer eyes. The recipient's original
eyeballs are removed and replaced by CyberEyes in a range of fresh,
bright colours. The new orbs are completely computerised and programmable
to the customer's own specifications, so that they only see what they
want to see. 'The world these days is a horrible place,' said one potential
buyer. 'With CyberEyes, I don't have to look at it any more.' A special
Adults Only version, in which everyone appears naked, is still in development
and ...
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IGC
DATA FILE DTC 198
...Several messages that could threaten the security of the Deveraux
College may have been intercepted.
IGC will cease to broadcast on this frequency from this moment. All agents: code red - your security may have been compromised. |