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DEVERAUX COLLEGE IGC UPDATE
Warning: Threat Level EXTREME
FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

 
Dr Averill Frankenstein
Disappeared during the course of routine investigations into possible breaching of the Schneider protocols, amidst claims he had attempted to splice human genes with those of animals. A former employee of Frankenstein, detained at his lab, claimed the doctor had 'already perfected the art of the hybrid being' and was 'planning to create an army of monsters'. Although the authorities publicly discredited these allegations, several national governments have approached us for assistance in apprehending Dr Averill. He has been described variously as 'a misguided genius', 'a dangerous megalomaniac' and 'a power-obsessed madman'.
From IGC report of January 9th

Amendment: All available agents are to be diverted to the hunt for Dr Averill. We have reason to suspect he is developing a gene bomb. A team has been dispatched to the Eastern Wildscape, USA, to investigate stories of a steep rise in the number of apparent Big Foot sightings.
From IGC report of May 12th

IGC DATA FILE DVG 7113 ... calls for brain booster implants to be banned after Mathematics prodigy Oliver Harcourt-Evans, five, suffered a seizure wile delivering a lecture in quantum mechanics at Blair College, Oxford. Rumours that the boy genius' frontal-lobes have melted after booster surgery on his brain are at present unconfirmed ...
World's Most Wanted
Agents should exercise maximum caution!

Pascal Z
The renowned techno-terrorist has been on the run from the maximum security Aquatraz prison since November.

Sergei Boromov
Escaped with Z. The two are thought to be travelling together.

Comet McCabe
The former ice-hockey star is wanted for questioning over the disappearance of eight team-mates, two linesmen, fourteen groupies and an elderly programme collector from the InterState Championships earlier this month. Be advised: McCabe is thought to be wearing an electro-mullet.

Li Chow Sun
The Oliver Academy graduate turned assassin is believed to be responsible for more than eight contract killings this year - over half the victims were discovered to have consumed the roving oriental chef's Bouef Pukka a Champingnon mere hours before their deaths.

Leon Gray
The infamous leader of the banned Disruptivists is wanted for questioning in connection with the supply of potentially lethal wetware. Gray's unsubstantiated claims that the wetware was salvaged from an alien spacecraft have caused hysteria in his native Brazil.

IGC DATAFILE DV0 7214 ... the escape of no fewer than thirty hardened criminals from the Aquatraz Undersea Maximum Security Prison. Police forces in the nearest coastal towns are on full alert. The authorities have expressed shock at the scale of the outbreak, and inside help is suspected. Said a spokesperson, 'Something fishy is certainly going on and we ...
IGC DATA FILE DVO 7214 ... reports that the latest trend is for designer eyes. The recipient's original eyeballs are removed and replaced by CyberEyes in a range of fresh, bright colours. The new orbs are completely computerised and programmable to the customer's own specifications, so that they only see what they want to see. 'The world these days is a horrible place,' said one potential buyer. 'With CyberEyes, I don't have to look at it any more.' A special Adults Only version, in which everyone appears naked, is still in development and ...
IGC DATA FILE DTC 198 ...Several messages that could threaten the security of the Deveraux College may have been intercepted.
IGC will cease to broadcast on this frequency from this moment.
All agents: code red - your security may have been compromised.


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